$BUSSY Tokenomics FAQ

$BUSSY

The first memecoin with genuinely tight spreads.

Paired with $GRND, Bussy will become the go-to bag for all top and bottom men.

Inspect the spread Buy $BUSSY no contract yet
Tight Spreads0.1 km
Top0.3 km
Diamond Bottom0.5 km
Passive Income0.9 km
Market Maker1.2 km
Liquidity Provider0.7 km
Bottom0.2 km
Just Saw The Chart0.4 km
Low Float0.6 km
Yield Farmer1.1 km
Bussy Season1.4 km
Deep Book0.8 km

01  The claim

Tight spreads. Tight bussy. No lies. Built for tops, made for bottoms.

A spread is the gap between what a buyer will pay and what a seller will take. Ours is narrow. That is the entire financial content of this website and we are not going to pretend otherwise.

Nothing is deployed. There is no contract, no pool and no chart. When there is one, its address appears on this page before it appears anywhere else, and we will say the date we deployed it.

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Top0.3 km

02  Why get in

Four reasons, and none of them are a roadmap.

Diamond Bottom

Tighter than your gym buddy's sphincter.

Low Float

Low fees, tight spreads, maximum grease.

Liquidity Provider

We don't pump and dump. We squat and plump.

Deep Book

Community full of degenerates. Just like you.

03  Tokenomics

The whole of it

1% GRND

Rewards paid in GRND. Because grinding never stops, and neither does Bussy.

None of the above is a mechanism. There is no fee contract, no reflection and nothing is locked, because nothing is deployed. It is a memecoin and the joke is the whole product.

04  Roadmap

Four quarters. One of them is a pun.

Q1Launch. Get filled.+
Deploy, seed the pool, publish the address here first. Nothing goes out in a DM.
Q2Beg a CEX. We will take it anywhere.+
Realistically nobody lists this. We will ask anyway and post the rejections.
Q3Expand the hole holdings.+
More pairs, more depth on the book, same joke.
Q4Bussy season.+
There is no plan for Q4. There is only a feeling.

06  FAQ

01What is $BUSSY?+
A memecoin. There is nothing else in the box. We looked.
02Why pair against GRND?+
Because ETH is for tops who never text back. We wanted a quote asset that is online right now and 0.3 km away.
03Is there a contract?+
Not yet. When it exists, its address goes on this site and nowhere else. Anyone DMing you one before then is not us.
04Is this affiliated with Grindr?+
No. Not with Grindr, not with Robinhood, not with Uniswap. Nobody has endorsed this and nobody would.
05Can I lose money?+
Yes. Comfortably. Do not attempt without adequate liquidity.
06When Bussy season?+
Q4.

You can't buy in yet. That's the tightest thing about it.

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